Funny Jokes and Notes to put in your Kid's Lunchbox

Written by
Kellee Mikuls
Published on
April 1, 2023

As a parent, one of the best ways to brighten up your child's day is to put a smile on their face with a cute note or a funny joke. If you're looking for ideas on how to make your child's lunchtime more enjoyable, you're in the right place. We've compiled a list of funny jokes to include in your kid's lunch box that will surely make them smile.

Jokes about animals

Kids love animals, and what better way to entertain them than with some hilarious animal jokes. Here are a few that your kids will love:

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill!”

Why did the elephant quit the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Jokes about food

Since your child is eating lunch, why not include some jokes about food? Here are a few food-related jokes that will surely make them laugh:

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

What do you call a sandwich that can sing? A tunawich.

Jokes about school

School can be stressful, but these school-related jokes will lighten up your child's day.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you."

What did the apple say to the teacher? "I think you're the core-nerstone of this class."

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What do you call a teacher who never laughs? A history teacher.

Cute notes from parents

Aside from funny jokes, parents can also write cute notes that their kids will appreciate. Here are a few ideas:

I'm so proud of you!

I hope you're having a great day!

You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Don't forget to have fun!

You make my world a better place.

I love you to the moon and back.

You’re doing amazing!

Adding some humor and love to your child's lunch box is a great way to make their day brighter. Whether it's a funny joke about animals or a cute note from you, it will surely put a smile on their face. Try out these jokes and notes and see the magic of laughter unfold.